Snowbirds Swoop down on Motown
March 1st, 2010 by Randal
I got up early this morning and like many a male Michigander at this time of the year I could not wait to get outside and power up the snow blower. As I headed for the garage I noticed some unusual triangular marks in the otherwise smooth white stuff. Although I am no hunter I could tell right off that these were not squirrel tracks.
I followed the marks to the front lawn and there to my mild surprise were two Canadian Geese padding around. One was pecking at some dead geraniums leaves draped with icicles. The other bird was arching its neck and turning over the garbage that my wife had put out the night before.
I figured that the birds had flown back early to watch the Olympics but the larger of the two geese set me straight. “Sure, we Canadians love our hockey, “the goose hissed. “ But that’s not why we are back north in February. The plain truth is we have had enough of flying south every season. We getting old and are tired of the long lines in the air, the lack of food and water en route and these days the weather at the other end is no different from here. It was snowing in Dallas so hard we thought we were still back on the plains of Saskatchewan. “
The smaller goose arched her neck and unfolded her wings and pulled at the stuff in the recycle bin. “Take a look at this,” she advised politely. “I walked over and brushed snow flakes off the crumpled soggy newspaper. The headline in last Sunday’s New York Times read “Snowbirds Come Home to Roost. Goodbye Florida retirement…Hello Detroit.“ The story, written by Toby Barlow reported on the new trend among senior citizens moving back to their northern roots.
“I have read it,” I advised my avian friends. “The fact is human migration patterns may be changing because our economy is in bad shape and baby boomers have seen their wealth melt like, well, snow in a very late Michigan Spring. With the economy in a mess many retirees figure that it makes sense to stay in Detroit where house prices are at their lowest, the quality of life is gradually improving and the cost of living is likely to allow them to eek out their savings.”
“We haven’t noticed,” hissed the larger of the two snowbirds, who I decided had all the attitude of an irritable old gander. “For years now we have been flying over land that was once rich farmland and good feeding grounds for us on our journeys. Gradually you have spread out and poured concrete over the landscape.
“If you are talking about the suburbs and exurbs that trend may be changing..,’ I explained defensively.” There are some mega trends that are altering human habits. The world population is set to double to 9 billion in the next few decades and we are running out of oil and other important resources such as water, farmland and space. In the future humans may be concentrated in big cities so that we don’t have to fly long distances to work or play. You must had a bird’s eye view of big houses with gardens are overgrown. That’s a sure sign that the supersized human nests are really empty. So your old feeding grounds may be returning.
Check out high end suburbs like Bloomfield Hills where you find more food in the grounds of empty mansions than on my modest patch of garden.”
The geese took my advice and flew off. So I went back inside and pondered my conversation with them over a bowl of hot oatmeal. The growing world population has to live somewhere…its just that more will rent than own…New development will be clustered in walkable urban areas, linked to other centers by high speed trains and high class electric buses…
Even in a down economy there are business opportunities and that includes real estate. At Techtown, the business incubator where I work one of the fastest growing start-up businesses is Nevar Realty, a company that specializes in low cost housing in Detroit….. The financial institutions all over the country have thousands of empty houses on their books that they are not set up to deal with. Somebody has to sell them on behalf of the finance companies…. Foreclosed properties have to be cleaned up, maintained and rented out to the millions of people who will no longer be able to buy a home…senior citizens will need people to take care of their houses, gardens and their health…. flying in the future will left to the birds. ..
My wife interrupts the business plan that is taking shape in my head. “Why don’t you fire up the snow blower,” she suggests. You can sign up for a FastTrac or SmartStart business class on Monday. ‘Right now there is a pile of snow in the driveway and the geese have left their usual mess.”
